PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer | The Onion
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Pabst Brewing is dangling a $20K reward for 1,600-plus missing cases of PBR and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee — a ransom that almost certainly exceeds the beer's actual market value. The real comedy gold is in the reader responses, especially the hostage-negotiation energy of 'Make it $40K or these beers are getting shotgunned.'
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 04, 2026 at 04:31 PM
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88
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82
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