Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions | The Babylon Bee
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A millennial's meticulous six-platform breakdown of his Ocarina of Time purchasing history sends Dave Ramsey into a catatonic spiral so severe he can't even finish his own show. The kicker — Ramsey himself caves the moment he sees the Switch 2 remake's graphics — is a perfect gut-punch button that earns its laughs.
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SPAG78
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Brian's itemized seven-purchase confession is the kind of detailed financial self-destruction that would make even a bankruptcy lawyer weep into his gold cartridge.
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