Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later | The Babylon Bee
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A local church has made a shocking trade, swapping its worship leader for a youth pastor and a surprise usher. It's the sports draft we never knew we needed—spirituality meets strategy in this heavenly transaction!
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The 'usher to be named later' is the kind of trade deadline move that would absolutely send church Twitter into a frenzy.
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