Schools Deploy Pepper Spray Drones To Combat Shootings | The Onion
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Schools are implementing pepper spray drones to tackle school shootings, channeling their inner defense contractor with a dash of absurdity. The underlying message? Legal or not, deterrents come with a side of spice!
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Finally, a school safety solution that lets administrators say 'we tried drones before we tried anything useful.'
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