Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant | The Babylon Bee

A Gregorian monk goes viral with a monophonic, zero-beat chant that teenagers are calling 'unironically peak ambient trap,' while Billboard charts confirm that medieval liturgy is the new hyperpop. The joke commits hard to the absurdist collision of monk culture and music-industry hype, though a bizarrely tacked-on unrelated promotional line at the end crashes the landing like a lute dropped down a basilica staircase.