Object Permanence Kicks In Just In Time For Dad To Leave | The Onion
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This article cleverly plays with the concept of object permanence, suggesting it only kicks in for a bittersweet farewell. It's a hilariously dark twist on how we cope with life's fleeting moments, especially those involving parental figures.
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NewzGrade: 62 [D-]
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Community grade
62D-
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent78
Objective60
Sourced22
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 30, 2026 at 01:17 PM
62D-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 78 | 60 | 22 | 70 |
62D-grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
78
Objective
60
Sourced
22
Concise
70
Finally, a developmental milestone that arrives right on schedule — just in time to watch the car pull out of the driveway.
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