So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn't Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today | The Babylon Bee
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In a shocking turn of events, a self-identified Christian Nationalist forgot to spread his online vitriol, leaving his friends in a tizzy. Don’t worry, though; he’s promised to unleash the full chaos of his soul by nightfall!
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Breaking: local man's social media queue finally catches up, restoring full theological credentials by sundown.
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