GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November | The Babylon Bee

The GOP flies to Dallas to hire the Cowboys as their official 'how to choke under pressure' coaches ahead of the midterms — because if you're going to blow a sure thing, you might as well learn from the best. The bit runs a solid two-joke lap before tripping over itself at the finish line with a completely unrelated and jarring editorial appendage that fumbles the landing harder than a Cowboys receiver in January.