Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 | The Onion

Gloria Steinem is memorialized not as a feminist icon but as the intrepid researcher who single-handedly discovered that women exist — a finding that apparently went unnoticed until she came along. It's a beautifully economical reframe that weaponizes the condescension women have always faced and turns it into a perfect deadpan gut-punch of a headline.