Church Replaces Weekly Offering With 50/50 Raffle | The Babylon Bee
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A church in Mississippi has replaced its traditional offering with a thrilling 50/50 raffle, promising more excitement than ever. With a new casino wing on the way, congregants are just praying their tickets hit the jackpot!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 29, 2026 at 07:13 PM
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Finally, a church fundraiser where the Holy Spirit and blind luck are equally reliable revenue strategies.
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