Kirk Devine | The Onion
SATIRE82 days ago|Discuss (0)|Lifestyle
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Kirk Devine met his maker in the most spectacular fashion possible, and now his loved ones have turned his memorial into a city-wide scavenger hunt. It's grief, logistics, and dark comedy all wrapped up in one tidy, airborne package.
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NewzGrade: 89 [B+]
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89B+
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SPAG92
Coherent88
Objective91
Sourced78
Concise95
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 03:52 PM
89B+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 92 | 88 | 91 | 78 | 95 |
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92
Coherent
88
Objective
91
Sourced
78
Concise
95
The family's ask is both logistically reasonable and somehow deeply touching — truly the most practical obituary since cremation was invented.
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