Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World | The Babylon Bee

Spain's government gleefully rebrands a mass illegal border crossing into Ceuta as a stunning population boom and proof of the country's irresistible appeal. The punchline lands when the 'tourists' immediately leave, prompting Spain to pivot yet again and declare itself the world's top day-trip destination — though the piece loses a little steam from a tacked-on unrelated promo at the end.