Fauci Asks China To Engineer New Virus That Just Kills Rand Paul | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE7 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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In a bizarre twist, Fauci allegedly reaches out to China for a custom virus aimed solely at eliminating Rand Paul. The satire hilariously explores the lengths one might go to settle political scores, while also throwing in a touch of melodrama and absurdity.
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NewzGrade: 81 [B-]
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NEWZGRADE
Community grade
81B-
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent78
Objective85
Sourced88
Concise72
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 09:24 PM
81B-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 78 | 85 | 88 | 72 |
81B-grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
78
Objective
85
Sourced
88
Concise
72
Finally, a targeted bioweapon with more specific eligibility requirements than a CVS ExtraCare membership.
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