Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word | The Onion
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Americans are ditching small talk in favor of dropping one single enormous word and calling it a conversation. The Germany kicker is the perfect capper — a whole nation of people who've been saying 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz' to their spouses for decades and feeling very efficient about it.
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Truly a sesquipedalian triumph of journalistic loquaciousness that renders further critical commentary wholly hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic.
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