Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women's Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab | The Babylon Bee

New York Governor Kathy Hochul's urgent warnings about Republican threats to women's rights go tragically unheard because her mouth is muffled by a hijab — a garment, the joke notes, helpfully provided by Democrats themselves. The bit milks its central irony with Charlie Brown teacher sound effects and a cackling Republican villain, then stumbles badly at the finish line when a completely unrelated anti-Semitic promotional plug crashes the piece like an uninvited heckler with no punchline.