Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16 | The Onion
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In a meatpacking plant, youthful workers express bewilderment over a new colleague who might actually be older than 16, bewildering them with his mature demeanor and car ownership. As they grapple with this disturbing reality, they ponder their own futures, fearing they might end up just like him, operating bone cutters instead of living out the teenage dream.
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Truly alarming that a man old enough to shave is wasting his prime years on a bone cutter when he could be operating a band saw like a normal 13-year-old.
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