White House Confirms It Customary For President To Start Press Conference With ‘Moo’ | The Onion
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The White House assures a skeptical press corps that presidential mooing is a proud American tradition dating back to the Founders, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just being partisan. Bush's 9/11 barks and the crab-walk exit protocol are cited as further evidence that this is all completely normal and above-board.
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