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Candace: 'If You Don't Count The Video, DNA, Murder Weapon, Ballistics, Motive, Text Messages, And Multiple Confessions, There Is ZERO Evidence Against Tyler Robinson' | The Babylon Bee

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Candace Owens delivers a masterclass in evidence-free jurisprudence, arguing that if you simply ignore every piece of evidence, the evidence disappears. A Utah DA reluctantly confirms the logic is both airtight and complete nonsense, which pretty much sums up the whole bit.
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Candace: 'If You Don't Count The Video, DNA, Murder Weapon, Ballistics, Motive, Text Messages, And Multiple Confessions, There Is ZERO Evidence Against Tyler Robinson'
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SPAG91
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Sourced85
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 09:11 PM
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Coherent
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Objective
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Sourced
85
Concise
70

Ironclad legal reasoning: once you remove all the incriminating parts, the case against anyone collapses like a podcast subscription model.

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