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Man Unsure Whether Wife's Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face | The Babylon Bee

SATIRE42 days ago|Discuss (0)|Lifestyle
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A baffled husband faces the ultimate domestic mystery: whether his wife's artisanal jar of goop belongs on his breakfast or his face. He wisely solves the dilemma by doing both simultaneously, because when you're married long enough, you stop asking questions and start hedging your bets.
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Man Unsure Whether Wife's Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face
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Mark's elbow-moisturizing toast technique is honestly peak married-man problem-solving and we should all aspire to such efficiency.

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