We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like | The Onion

A man of tremendous conviction and moderate hunger has entered into a diplomatic crisis with a seafood restaurant waiter over the precise dollar-to-shrimp ratio of the Captain's Bounty platter. After invoking Cicero, ruining his daughter's graduation dinner, and dramatically flinging shrimp on the floor, he concludes the only honorable resolution is to sprint into the kitchen and eat as many crustaceans as physically possible.