Science Pleads The 5th | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE7 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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In a twist of fate, Science has invoked its Fifth Amendment rights at a Congressional hearing, dodging inquiries about its COVID-19 pandemic responses. The absurdity peaks as lawmakers express frustration over Science's refusal to provide answers while firmly maintaining its innocence – talk about a case of scientific obstruction!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 29, 2026 at 02:18 PM
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Turns out 'trust the science' hits differently when Science is lawyered up and stonewalling Congress like a mobster with a PhD.
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