God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE4 days ago|Discuss (0)|Religion
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God offers Massachusetts the classic Sodom deal — find 12 competent jurors and the brimstone stays holstered — inspired by a real trial where 11 jurors apparently missed the 'murder is bad' memo. Spoiler: the state does not pass the audition, and the final punchline lands right on schedule before an unrelated editorial note crashes the party like an uninvited plague.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 08, 2026 at 05:30 PM
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The Sodom-and-Gomorrah callback is airtight theology, though the ending footnote about a documentary is the kind of non-sequitur that even Lot's wife would turn around to stare at.
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