‘Behold, Meta’s New AI,’ Says Mark Zuckerberg Covering Nipples In Tinfoil | The Onion
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Article written by The Onion Staff
Mark Zuckerberg unveiled Meta's next-generation AI to employees by lifting his shirt to reveal two tinfoil-wrapped nipples, which he described as a $100 billion bionic nexus of man and machine. All the world's knowledge, it turns out, is just one areola-twist away.
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Finally, a data center with a nipple-twist interface — Big Tech has truly peaked.
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