Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE42 days ago|Discuss (0)|Religion
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An angel posted at Eden's gate since the Fall is finally questioning whether his assignment is still strictly necessary, given that humanity has moved on to bigger and better sins. The Noah punchline lands the closing joke neatly, though the piece runs a touch long for what is essentially one immortal bureaucrat's staffing complaint.
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83B
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SPAG92
Coherent85
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Sourced82
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 07, 2026 at 09:55 PM
83B
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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92
Coherent
85
Objective
88
Sourced
82
Concise
70
Six thousand years of overtime with no PTO — someone file a complaint with Heaven's HR department.
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