‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment | The Onion
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Local man Hugh Montgomery assures his neighbor he's keeping it down while busting a move in the privacy of his own apartment. His dedication to 'Dance Dance Revolution' proves that even while alone, the party never stops—especially when the neighbors are trying to sleep!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 05:32 PM
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Montgomery's dedication to maintaining the fiction of a vibrant social life while stomping alone on a foam pad at midnight is the most committed performance art of our generation.
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