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Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her | The Babylon Bee

SATIRE5 days ago|Discuss (0)|Religion
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Gloria Steinem arrives in Hell and immediately picks a fight with Satan over door-holding, proving that some convictions follow you literally everywhere. The Devil, baffled and a little hurt, just wanted to be a gentleman — turns out the Patriarchy extends all the way down.
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Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 03, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Hell apparently has better manners than most cities, which really says something about the state of modern etiquette.

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