Study Confirms Humanity Groaning With Longing For More 'Animaniacs' | The Babylon Bee
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A rigorous five-year scientific study has conclusively proven that the deepest longing of the human soul is for more Animaniacs episodes, only to be cruelly informed that the producers have since moved on or died. The kicker — that Wrigley's Doublemint Gum commercials also left a humanity-sized hole in our hearts — lands like a perfect absurdist coda to a solid, nostalgic bit.
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The longitudinal five-year study methodology is exactly the kind of institutional overkill humanity deserves for wanting more Pinky and the Brain.
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