Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI | The Onion
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Amazon is allegedly shredding priceless historical tomes to feed its AI, which is either the plot of a dystopian novel or just Tuesday at the warehouse. The reader vox pops are the real gem here, especially the guy who was *just about* to get into 16th-century literature.
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Finally, a use case for rare books that doesn't involve pretending you've read them.
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