Deborah Fitzgerald and Quentin Korda | The Onion
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A wholesome wedding announcement takes a sharp left turn when the guest list casually includes Patient Zero of the next global catastrophe. The Onion nails the deadpan format by burying a pandemic in a society-pages blurb like it's a seating arrangement detail.
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Community grade
96A
FDCBA
SPAG98
Coherent97
Objective99
Sourced88
Concise100
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 07, 2026 at 02:20 PM
96A
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 98 | 97 | 99 | 88 | 100 |
96Agrade breakdown
SPAG
98
Coherent
97
Objective
99
Sourced
88
Concise
100
The open bar wasn't the only thing guests brought home from the reception.
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