Florida Credits Record-Low Crime Rate To Having Chased Away All The Democrats | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE38 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Florida is so crime-free it's basically a Democrat-free zone, according to a very satisfied Ron DeSantis and one very relieved beach-goer named Ali. The joke holds its deadpan shape reasonably well until the article physically trips over itself with a completely unrelated and jarring sign-off that torpedoes the whole bit.
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SPAG72
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Concise45
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 11, 2026 at 09:57 PM
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65
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The bit runs clean until someone left an entirely different article's promo about Jews tacked onto the end, which is a bold editorial choice that really tanks the landing.
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