RFK Jr. Cooking Show Features Easy Weeknight Meals Using Ingredients Already In Own Body | The Onion
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RFK Jr. introduces a cooking show where he hilariously suggests using your own body parts as the main ingredients for weeknight meals. By turning self-surgery into a culinary art form, fevered food prep takes on a whole new meaning!
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SPAG97
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 07:43 PM
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96
Concise
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Finally, a meal prep guru who truly practices what he preaches — or, well, eats what he is.
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