Tips For Starting Your Own Business | The Onion
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The Onion dispenses time-honored entrepreneurial wisdom, from tainting your product with AI to having your parents build an empire first so you can inherit the LinkedIn clout. The list escalates beautifully from recognizable millennial hustle-culture mockery into full colonial-era fever dream, proving the best business advice was always hidden in the gutter washerwomen.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 10, 2026 at 04:43 PM
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| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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Objective
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78
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The napkin business plan and New World gold-gutter tips are genuinely solid, though the donut-based problem entry is so absurdist it deserves its own franchise.
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