Powerball Winner Blows Entire Jackpot On Burrito | The Babylon Bee
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A lottery winner blows a billion dollars on a single burrito with guac, because obviously. The real punchline is the million-dollar debt she racked up from tipping her DoorDash driver, which somehow makes perfect sense in 2024.
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SPAG72
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 17, 2026 at 05:07 PM
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The DoorDash tip debt is genuinely the funniest financial crisis of our generation, but whoever slipped an antisemitic documentary promo into the last paragraph really buried the lede on their own bit.
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