Raya Introduces New PR Relationship Mode | The Onion
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Raya has officially launched PR Relationship Mode, letting Hollywood's finest rent a human accessory for the duration of an album cycle before ghosting them via a dedicated in-app button. The Ana de Armas kicker is the chef's kiss that proves The Onion still knows exactly which names to drop for maximum devastation.
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Finally, a tech solution for the age-old problem of needing someone to hold hands with during your press tour.
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