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Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos | The Babylon Bee

SATIRE22 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Mike Johnson and Nancy Mace discover they've accidentally twinned on arm tattoos, sending the GOP into an existential crisis about whether a man with matching rose-and-Woolf ink can lead the free world. Steve Scalise's theological concerns about lesbian speakership and Thomas Massie's wounded exclusion are the real policy debates Washington deserves.
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Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos
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SPAG78
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The Virginia Woolf tattoo detail alone earns this piece a permanent place in the Congressional Record.

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