Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn't Homeless | The Babylon Bee
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This article humorously highlights the plight of Carl, the only non-homeless person in Denver, who inadvertently becomes a local celebrity for simply having a roof over his head. It pokes fun at the absurdity of a single man's survival amidst a city grappling with homelessness while questioning what it really means to be 'housed'.
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NewzGrade: 62 [D-]
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NEWZGRADE
Community grade
62D-
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent60
Objective55
Sourced65
Concise50
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 08:09 PM
62D-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 60 | 55 | 65 | 50 |
62D-grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
60
Objective
55
Sourced
65
Concise
50
Carl's one-man tax base is heroic, but the piece loses its deadpan footing halfway through before a completely unrelated antisemitic non-sequitur crashes the party like an uninvited tent city.
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