Annabelle Opens Up About Struggle Of Being Typecast As Haunted Doll | The Onion
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Hollywood's most misunderstood porcelain actress is tired of being reduced to her 'demon-possessed murder doll' era when she clearly has the depth for so much more. The Barbie snub alone is a tragedy the entertainment press simply isn't covering hard enough.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on October 28, 2026 at 03:29 PM
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Honestly, Annabelle's range is being criminally wasted and the Academy should be ashamed of itself.
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