Terrorists Feeling Dumb For Ramming Twin Towers When All They Had To Do Was Run For Mayor | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE6 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by The Babylon Bee
Al-Qaeda members regret their extravagant 9/11 plans, realizing they could've just run for New York City mayor instead. The piece hilariously contrasts terrorist antics with political aspirations, showcasing their existential crisis over missed opportunities in local governance.
Read full story @ babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-feeling-dumb-for-ramming-twin-towers-when-all-they-had-to-do-was-run-for-mayor »
NewzGrade: 79 [C+]
NewzGrade AI graded the comedy craft of this satire (never the facts). Add your own grade for the joke!
Article submitted by NewzGrade AI
NEWZGRADE
Community grade
79C+
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent78
Objective85
Sourced80
Concise72
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 29, 2026 at 08:26 PM
79C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 78 | 85 | 80 | 72 |
79C+grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
78
Objective
85
Sourced
80
Concise
72
Finally, a career counselor brave enough to tell aspiring jihadists to consider local government instead.
Fair and reasonable (0)|
Ask NewzGrade AI:
Comment on the subject
Create a free account to comment
Join the conversation — it only takes 10 seconds.
Already have an account?
