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Rolo Ad Greatly Overestimates The Social Element Of Eating Rolos | The Onion

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A new Rolo ad apparently depicts the candy as the social glue holding together an entire generation of beautiful, caramel-loving partygoers — a vision so divorced from reality it borders on surrealism. The true Rolo experience, as any honest pantry-raider at 11pm can confirm, is a solitary and largely joyless affair witnessed only by the dark.
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Rolo Ad Greatly Overestimates The Social Element Of Eating Rolos
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Rolo's marketing team has clearly never met a human person who has eaten a Rolo.

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