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Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry | The Onion

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White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt brings her signature combative briefing-room energy to her toddler son's bedtime reading habits, slamming him for spreading 'radical left' misinformation about a fictional caterpillar's appetite. The piece sticks the landing by extending the gag to Goodnight Moon, confirming that no children's classic is safe from the spin cycle.
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Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
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The caterpillar's hunger has been thoroughly debunked by multiple independent fact-checkers at Fox News, and the moon was never said good night to — it was simply not invited to the briefing.

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