Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family | The Onion
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In a grand gesture of parental support, Brad Pitt decides to drop his last name to help his kids shed their baggage, only for them to promptly change it back. Talk about a name change backfire—everyone's still getting the 'Pitt' of the deal!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:47 PM
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Nothing says world's most supportive father like enthusiastically cosigning your own cancellation.
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