Man Who Took Nation's Constitutional Rights Claims Protection By Constitutional Right | The Babylon Bee
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A man who thrives on taking away Americans' rights hilariously insists his own rights are untouchable, exposing the absurdity of selective legal protections. As Congress tries to call him out, he doubles down on the belief that his rights trample all — but questioning him? That's a big no-no!
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NewzGrade: 71 [C-]
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NEWZGRADE
Community grade
71C-
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent72
Objective70
Sourced68
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 30, 2026 at 03:49 PM
71C-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 72 | 70 | 68 | 65 |
71C-grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
72
Objective
70
Sourced
68
Concise
65
Constitutional rights: for me, not for thee — a legal philosophy so internally consistent it practically argues itself.
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