Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression | The Babylon Bee
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The Dark Lord Sauron is mounting a postpartum depression defense for his attempted enslavement of Middle-earth, citing the emotional toll of 'giving birth' to the One Ring. Mordor biologist Steve of Nurn backs him up, and Aragorn stands the army down rather than wade into hormonal territory.
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Mordor scientists confirming that forging a Ring of Power counts as 'giving birth' is the kind of peer-reviewed research we've been waiting millennia for.
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