‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist | The Onion

Knicks star Jalen Brunson, apparently unaware that fame and seven figures don't budge a library waitlist, threw a full celebrity meltdown at a circulation desk over Lonesome Dove. The coup de grâce — quietly dribbling a basketball next to the returns bin as an intimidation tactic — is the kind of perfect deadpan button that makes comedy editors weep with joy.