Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad | The Babylon Bee

Murderers nationwide are thrilled to discover that expressing mild sadness is apparently a get-out-of-jail-free card, rendering centuries of criminal law obsolete with a single therapy buzzword. The bit escalates nicely from absurd legal commentary to court-ordered lavender tea, though the tacked-on unrelated closing line drags the whole piece down like a hitman who forgot to mention he was feeling burnt out.