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Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week | The Babylon Bee

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Pastor Fletcher gears up for his epic one-day work week with the kind of mental preparations usually reserved for marathons. Despite his minimal hours, he considers the ordeal a monumental achievement in dedication — at least until Saturday evening when the sermon prep really kicks in.
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Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week
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Finally, an exposé on the brutal labor conditions facing America's most overworked one-day-a-week professionals.

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