Pastor Torn Between Preaching God's Eternal Word Or Playing Another Movie Clip | The Babylon Bee
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A well-meaning pastor wrestles with the ancient spiritual dilemma of whether God's eternal Word can really compete with a banger clip from Hacksaw Ridge on a jumbotron. The punchline lands beautifully as he resolves the crisis by screening The Matrix, while a congregant named Cindy delivers an Indiana Jones-based theology that is somehow indistinguishable from real contemporary preaching.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 03, 2026 at 03:32 PM
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Cindy's Indiana Jones exegesis is genuinely the most theologically coherent thing to come out of a megachurch since the last sermon series sponsored by a motivational energy drink.
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