New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers | The Babylon Bee
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A new data center has been erected solely to process the crushing weight of humanity's fury about data centers — because nothing powers the internet like irony running at full gigabit speed. The self-eating loop is complete: protest the machine, feed the machine, become the machine's raison d'être.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 24, 2026 at 07:48 PM
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The ouroboros of digital outrage has finally achieved sentience and begun building its own infrastructure.
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