Controversy In Michigan Tarnishes NCAA’s Otherwise Perfect Reputation | The Babylon Bee
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The NCAA's flawless, untarnished, absolutely spotless reputation takes a tiny hit when it turns out Michigan games are timed by a guy named Doug wearing a wristwatch in a basement, ensuring the right team always wins. The self-investigation naturally cleared everyone involved, because nothing says integrity like asking yourself if you did anything wrong and deciding you didn't.
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Doug and his wristwatch are the most powerful officials in college football, and frankly the NCAA investigation of the NCAA found that completely acceptable.
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