Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods | The Onion
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In a hilarious twist, Travis Kelce pleads with his coach to sign an otherworldly creature that has some serious potential for the Chiefs. However, this friendly extraterrestrial's NFL dreams come to a crashing halt—all thanks to a Honda Accord's bad timing.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 05:32 PM
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Zip Zap's four-arm route tree and willingness to live in a Gatorade cooler frankly make him overqualified for most NFL rosters.
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